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The frustrating circumstance when a person cannot think of anything decent or interesting to post as their facebook status...
I know, I've got status block; I'm completely blank.
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When you post a witty status update that you know is gonna kill, and seconds later someone posts something about their dead (insert loved one/pet here) or about some earthquake in a third world country and totally steals your thunder.
I had a great status update and she commented about her stupid dead cat and totally status cockblocked me!
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A stoop statue, commonly refered to as a porch monkey, is most easily defined as a black person. It is more directly used to describe just another typical nigger sitting around, doing nothing, and just abusing someone elses hard earned welfare money... did i mention its the white mans hard earned money.
If you're lookin for a good time drive through the hood and you'll find all types of funny lookin stoop statues.
Hey them southern boys aint nothing but good ol' fashon stoop statues.
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One who continually updates their status on twitter, Facebook, etc. in a lame attempt to get responses, thus validating their existence.
Richard had such low self-esteem he became a status ho.
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G Status can be used either as an adjective or an exlamation. It refers to the quality of something being G, Gangsta, Great, Ghetto, or Godtastic. Derivatives of G Status include the verb G.
-Fatty Ged up hard this weekend
-What did he do?
-He drank a whole bottle of Tussin and killed a freshman girl!
-G Status!
-I wish I was black...
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When you're too much of a loser to have a friend to do the Eifel Tower with.
His friend bailed, so he had to Statue of Liberty instead of Eifel Towering me
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1. An adjective derived from the word bomb.
2. Used mostly in Nor*Cal, in particular the northern part of the Bay Area.
1. Dude that shit was Bomb Status. Quick, let's do it again!!
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