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When you just have to have one more drink but you have already paid the tab....
I'm feeling rough today...last night was a two-tabber.
An old white dudes old (and most likely fake) gangster name, he is most likely a dad of to kids and looks like he could hurt a fly but not an actual human.
The dad: Did you know I was in a gang when I was your age, they all called me two trays.
His kid: Dad you grew up in the Mormon Utah stfu.
When you're having more than one drink at the bar, and buying another round.
"Thank you, sir. May I have two-nother? "
Another way of saying, "I love you", or more specifically, to vocalize "<3", as in, less than 3, maybe two.
Person 1: I love you guys!
Person 2: <3
Person 3: Maybe Two!
when a test gets stolen and is front and back to start with, but on test day the test is actually two pages, not allowing one to fill out the test the night before.
We stole the math test, but the professor two paged us and we needed to copy the answers from the stolen copy onto the new copy.
This phrase is mostly said while also flashing the gesture holding 2 fingers out, just as if you are flashing the peace sign except far more discreet. It means... 'its a bust' or 'keep it on the d.l (down low)'. Its said mostly between friends, where one friend is being a look out for another friend and giving them a heads up. Originated from a generation of people who were raised in Truckee/Lake Tahoe California in the mid & later 90's as teenagers.
Hey bro! It's a two (2), it's a two (2)!!!!
Def 1. A person who is so large that they could easily occupy two chairs due to the size of their butt.
Def 2. One who cannot comfortably (or struggles to) sit on a chair because of their size.
Note: Depending on the fatness of the person, this term can be adapted to 3 chair, 4 chair, or 5 chair. Anything after 5 chair the joke becomes stupid.
"Hey man, check out that Two Chair on your right."
"Wow, that's more like a 2.5 Chair."
"Yea, definitely your team."