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Farts that smell like vegan burgers and sausages typically done by a vegan
Ja:fucking hell I smell vegan farts a vegan must be close by!
L: holy shit I can to that smells disgusting I bet they shit out carrots and veggies
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A vegan who secretly eats meat but is a vegan for the social status and for the ability to shame meat eaters
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Used by Bill Bailey in his "part troll" tour.
A vegan who won't drive through towns with the word "HAM" in the name.
Tom: You wanna go to Birmingham
Hardcore Vegan: Hell No
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1. An emo whom is also a vegan. 2. Some thing you call someone when they are whining about the environment, food contents, get new pants that are way too tight, or if there acting like a little pussy. 3. A genre of music ie. hedley, good charlotte, 30 seconds from mars
Look at that fucking emo vegan eating a tofu burger
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There are three types of vegans:
The one that reveals themselves as the conversation goes;
The one that you know is vegan straight away;
The definition of insanity over something normal for humans;
"Hi, Jane, would you like to come to my bbq party tonight?" "No, sorry I won't"
"Why is that?" "I don't eat meat."
"Hi, Rick!" "I am vegan"
*already at a party*
"Would you like me to give you some steak?" "No, I am vegan!" "Then why are you here?" "Don't question me you dirty animal, I am gonna kill you for the deaths you've taken. These animals want to live!"
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A vegan who will still eat crabs.
Let's go get crabs! Oh wait I forgot you're vegan.
It's okay I'm a Maryland Vegan
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