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Gai ass dodo head if your girl see him they die right away if u see dis dude u better go home cuz he gai and u stupid yeyueyeye my pepep is looong sike
Man I’m having a beautiful day nothing bad can possibly happ-*yeroen bowl apears* bruh my whole existence is ruined bruhhhhhhhbbbh
A large or constipated stool that requires leaning forward and slapping the front of the toilet bowl as a compensatory measure to expel the aforementioned stool. May be accompanied by the tapping of the feet, heavy breathing, sharp pains and an internal promise to eat less and drink more water.
Too much heavy holiday food has made for some excruciating trips to the restroom. Last nights turd was a real bowl slapper. I needed the handicap rails for extra grip.
A bowl of cannabis that is smoked before an unwanted party shows up.
"Hey man, let's do this sneak bowl before Brett comes over."
To have a violent / explosive toilet experience.
Kevin: “Hey Dan, How are ya?”
Dan: “Excellent! Just ate 3 fish tacos and I’m ready to Blast The Bowl!”
Kevin: “You’re fucked man.”
The act of pulling up next to a trashcan on garbage night, having your passenger reach out the window and grab the trashcan and drive away, with it rolling outside the car next to you. Gain speed, and find a target(s) to roll the trashcan at. By this time, you should be up to about 45mph and release the trashcan, smashing anything in its path into oblivion.
Passenger: Did you me Trashcan Bowling?
Driver: Yeah you fucked up that mailbox!!
a very runny shit that splatters the whole inside of the toilet and sticks to the sides.
It takes 4 flushes to rinse out the toilet after i sneeze the bowl.
Once an annual comepetiton but after 60+ years came to an end once the beans started taking over and won four years in a row
Damn can y’all believe those beans won the holy bowl 8-7