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Putting assorted fruits into someone's ass and then fucking them with a cock.
"I gave her a fruit cocktail for Mother's Day."
equal parts spiced rum and mixer (typically supermarket own brand coca-cola)
1: "i'm way too sober man, wanna head back for a 355 (cocktail)?"
2: "fuck yeah, man"
1: "should be able to meet them all at the next bar, still"
When the girl is upside down and you cum in her throat and she throws it up back onto you.
I just finished and she French cocktailed me, but at least I finished.
So what? Your horny? We have the perfect cocktail for you. The ballbuster
First things first open your Altoid’s box your grandpa gave you on your 13th birthday. Remember how that first altoid made you forget you ate it? That’s because those are mickys. So to be careful start by just poring that whole box in a cup let’s make this a drink so good you forgot you ever had it and what kind of man might just take you home tonight. Let’s make it fun!
Take 5 shots of Tequila
2 shots of vodka
1 shot of cum donated or pasture raised.
2 shots of vanilla extract
1 shot Covid 19 vaccine
3 ice cubes
Shake until your arm hurts
Then use other hand until it hurts
Slam that shit. Have fun. Stay safe.
Hey man you remember last night. No but my balls were busted when I woke up! Ballbusted!! You had the ballbuster cocktail last night! It really works. I can’t wait to have one at my moms funeral tonight.
A drug cocktail of Ativan, prednisone and omeprazole, all found at the scene of Chris Cornell’s death and believed to be the reason for his suicide.
Man, this Chris Cornell Cocktail is making me manic as fuck
Mixing 3 or more drugs together. Must be at least 3+, but ideally 5 or more. Comes from the fact Diddy was known for mixing multiple drugs like pink cocaine, tuci, ketamine, mushrooms, weed, alcohol, ecstasy, & viagra.
Can be used when mixing 3+ different strains of cannabis (dabs or dry flower, edibles) or alcohol, but alcohol must be a mix of brown and white.
Damn my boy put 5 different strains in a dab: Afghan OG (body high), King Louie, Reba Jam (sativa), some unkonwn Haze (mental high) and Vortex. That was a Diddy Cocktail!
After this beer I'll move on the Kentucky Cocktails.