When two dudes rub beards together.
Frank and Scott rub beards together as eskimos would, but it’s 2021 so Viking Eskimo kisses r a thing
The Eskimo Marshmallow Crème Pop is a sexual act where a male has a female perform fellatio and spit his semen into a make your own popsicle container. Freeze it, and then when it is frozen he proceeds to make her put on a parka and then insert the frozen semen stick into her anal cavity. This sexual act was invented by a woman.
Girl 1: I thought he was a nice guy asking me if I wanted an eskimo marshmallow crème pop. It sounded good, so I said yes. Then he did it.
Girl 2: So was it good?
Girl 1: No... it was not good. Not good at all. So cold... So very cold.
Girl 2: Wow.
When you cut your pubes and put it inside your foreskin to create a fur hat for your tip
Make sure you do The Eskimo, it’s cold outside
When you're so deep in her pussy that your nose is rubbing her cervix.
Jimbo lost both of his ears when he wouldn't let up on an Eskimo Kiss.
The act of rubbing your nose on a penis that is so small like a belly button , like eskimos
Hey Gary, pull down your pants so I can give you an Eskimo kiss
Similar to Eskimo Brothers, when 2 dudes fuck the same girl, but she is black.
Yo, me and Nick just became Eskimo Stepbrothers!
That's kinda cool, but still pretty fucking gross man.
When you and a friend can't tell if you both slept with the same person, or two interchangeably generic bearded hipsters.
Did you also go out with that guy over there or is he just another eskimo hipster??