Nelena Family

Pathetic Tweenies who worship Selena Gomez and Nick Jonas dating. A "Family" that doesn't believe in real love but supports Nelena because they don't think Nick should be happy.
; Basically a group, or fan club.

Known as
Nelena
Sick
And now Publena.

"I am part of the Nelena family, are you?"
"HELL no. Niley is the shizz!"

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family ram

incest; sex with a family member

dude 1: I score with Nikki last night

dude 2: Dude, that's disgusting! She's your cousin! That's a family ram, man!

dude 1: Nah dude. She's my aunt-in-law's daughter from her first marriage. She ain't blood related.

dude 2: weeerd

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Family Guy'ed

A tactic used by horny men to entice women to come over with the intent on having sexual relations with them. The proper way to Family Guy a member of the opposite sex is as follows:

" Hey Staci, you want to come over and watch Family Guy tonight?"

Basically you are using Family Guy as an excuse to bring a girl over to put the moves on her.

" Yeah bro, I totally "Family Guy'ed" Staci last night!"

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The Family Business

The best guild on the World of Warcraft server Burning Blade. It is awesome and will blow you away with its awesome awesomeness. Also, it is home to the best warrior on Burning Blade...Enst. Enst cannot be stopped. Enst WILL devour you whole.

Hey whats the best guild on Burning Blade?
The Family Business of course. Who else?

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maggot family

the family next door to you in your trailer park who live off of welfare checks and child support from thier dead-beat spouse, who are too cheap to legally devorce and spend all thier money on crack and booze, and often neglects their children, and live in a trailer of about 10 people, and take shits in thier bathtub after their toilet overflows, and whos cleanliness is often un-bearable. Whos mother is a crack-whore, and has booty-do, and whos ass is wider than her shoulders are.

The people next door.

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Family Reunion

When you get together with family members. A reminder as to why you moved away in the first place.

Also known as "Southern Speed Dating".

Friend: "Man, I don't want to go to my family reunion."
Me: "Why not?"
Friend: "My uncle... He has a problem with touching...."

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pro-family

adj. Describes a person or organization that wants to imprison and/or discriminate against anyone who doesn't share their religious beliefs.

Pro-family groups: Focus On the Family, Family Research Council, The Taliban.

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