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A poorly made Jeep clone that thanks to bad design and electrolysis starts rusting away from the time the panels are together to the frame.
The bright person who thought of bolting aluminum panels to a steel frame should be shot.
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I tried to have sex with her last night but she had such a land beaver I couldn't.
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When you lay toilet paper down over the hole in the toilet, so the water dosnet spalsh your ass.
He laid a landing strip down so his ass wouldnt get wet.
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the best part of weymouth, you want anything, you come to weymouth landing. you can find everything from mids to oxycontin in weymouth landing. you want heroin? come to weymouth landing. you want piff? come to weymouth landing. what about cocaine? thats right, come to weymouth landing. weymouth landing is also well known as DUB L. the landing is full of the original hustlers of weymouth, as well as some of the most badass dogs you will ever see in your life. the landing is also know for colabros finest cuts, the freshest spot to get a line-up, lincoln square gas station, and Nicks Breakfast, were you can get breakfast at 3 am while shitfaced.
Dont walk with your head down in weymouth landing, you'll get severely beaten and raped
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"My dream is to live in the heart of Liberal Land, California!"
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A moon landing is when two people's naked butts bump as they bend over.
Two men in a gym locker room bend over at the same time while facing away from each other and their naked butts bump:
"Oh, oh my gosh! I'm so sorry!"
"What? Was that your first moon landing?"
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The rubbery ring found nestled between the biscuits. This creature has a voracious appetite. Also known in Latin cultures as Anus Dominum. Butt-hole. Anus. Named for its resemblance to properly prepared calamari at any fine Italian restaurant. Served most often with Arby's Horsey sauce, or Cocktail sauce.
Heath's finger was devoured by the land calamari when he was wiping after a rough poopy.
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