physics paper

An academic paper with a large number of authors (because physics experiments often have a huge number of collaborators from many institutions).

If we collaborate with anyone else, this is going to turn into a physics paper!

Paper incision

When you write a poem that literarly becomes a part of you. An molds to a aspect of your character in whole.

These s.l. Are forever a paper incision that cuts deeper than a knife, but after they’re written tend to always save my life.

paper canadians

Canadians only by citizenship. They may qualify by one or all of the following:
-does not vote or participate in the democratic process (doesn't vote)
-culturally non-Canadian
-writes, speaks and behaves as if they were American
-cannot distinguish any of Canada's history or attributes

Those guys over there have no connection or loyalty to Canada, they're just Canadians by citizenship, indeed they are paper Canadians.

Paper Beers

Lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD)

Oi we gettin on the paper beers this weekend?

darth paper

The act of wrapping paper on your face and eating out a woman, if she gets a paper cut you then scream out "I am your father!!!!!" And get a DNA test just in case

I just Darth papered your mom last night

Toilet paper

Something that has been out of stock just about everywhere this year.

example:
someone: *carries 5 bags of toilet paper out of store*
shelves: *empty*
~the next day~
*lorry comes with bags of toilet paper just as the store opens*
everyone runs into the store, grabbing all the toilet paper they can carry.
someone else: iS iT bLaCk FrIdAy?

Paper Drought

The feeling you get when u take a poop, and realize there's no toilet paper.

-Mom, im experiencing a paper drought

-Son, just be a man and use your hand.