Poke Stalker

Creepy people on Facebook that are not your friend, but continue to poke you, and even after you remove it, they keep on going....Then, after at least two weeks of creepy poking, they finally send you a friend request.

*sighs* I have another poke stalker, I wish I could poke him in the face, freak.

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Poking the bear

When a man sticks his dick in his spouse when she is tired, ready to go to sleep and not dtf.

I was in my bed after a long day at work when I felt something poke me from behind. I asked my man what he was doing. He replied "I'm 'Poking the Bear'"

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poke taco

You know what it means to "poke"....now think what a taco resembles in sex. If you need help...tacos folded have 2 flaps....as a ________ does too.

"Hey sup dude, whatch you did yestaday?"

"i went to mah girl friends house and poke taco" :)

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stick and poke

getting your back blown out aka sex ;)

"so i'm going to see carlos on friday and he's gonna give me a stick and poke"

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Shit Poking

verb; another word for anal sex

1: hey bro want to shit poke?
2: yeah, I love shit poking

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Grunge Poke

fingering one's partner with intent to damage the innards.

"After Valerie was grunge pokeed she bled anally for six weeks"

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poke bitch

A line and name-call used by Dennis from Beyond Scared Straight.

You know what it tells me? You're a poke bitch!" -Dennis

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