sus handshake

The act of putting ones semen on both of your hands and shaking hands.

person 1: "Hey, person 2! Wanna sus handshake?"
person 2: "Yeah sure!"

Su moment

Similar to a bruh moment, but even bigger.

Person A: goes to starbucks for all but 5 minutes of class, coming back for the last 5 minutes
Person B: that's a su moment

Mihir Sus

He is a sus kid who loves doing the masterbation action on any object he wants

Oh damn hes so sus like a mihir sus.

sus test

an excuse for doing something sus but wanting to save face by playing it off as testing someone else's sus level

*Grant walks up to use the urinal right next to Davis even though other urinals are available to use, to see if he would switch to a different urinal further away*
Davis : "Grant what are you doing? That is sus"
Grant: "nah man I am giving you the sus test"

commit to su

To commit to Suicide University

This bitch is annoying as fuck imma bout to commit to SU

Sus maker

the maker of sus

I am the sus maker

Sus Meister

Someone who isn’t it attempts to steal your girl but is unsuccessful

Jeff attempted to swoop but was unsuccessful so he is a Sus meister.