I think we can rule out a…

I think we can rule out a… — an endlessly productive word formula designed to explain the gravity of a situation through a poetically oppositional comparison.

How to use “ I think we can rule out a…” as a word formula:

1) Undercover surveillance team observing a cross burning at a Neo-Nazi rally on the February 24 and 25th 2023 day of Hatred:

Well, I guess we can rule out this as being a Bar Mitzvah.

2) A hotel worker in New Orleans brings towels to the orgy room at a swingers convention:

Well, I think we can rule out finding Gandhi in that room.

3) A pork barbecue food truck vendor dives by a park were a vegan gathering of THE RAINBOW TRIBE is being held:

I think we can rule out finding anyone in that park who wants a good carne asada.

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Make-Kaitlyn-Think-You-Are-An-Asshole

A disorder common among llamas and red heads involving the acts of making Kaitlyn think you are and asshole.

Llama: "Dude why are you eating her cup?"
Devin: "I have that disorder Make-Kaitlyn-Think-You-Are-An-Asshole of course, don't you?"

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You think you're fresh meat?

What a guy who's been in prison for a week thinks after only being penetrated anally one time, until the next group of inmates arrive.

You think you're fresh meat? Motherfucker I just got here, I'm still an anal virgin, you ain't fresh meat no more!

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I Think I Saw This In A Horror Movie

A phrase used to describe an area where you would imagine an axe murderer living. Can also reference Brooklyn.

Joe: *drives onto a stretch of deserted highway surrounded by forest.

Ashley: I think i saw this in a horror movie.

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I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

A spoof, often on a t-shirt, of someone who is so drunk that they begin to confuse words in a sentence with other words, and switch their places, often after an all night party.

"Joe, you can't drive home, you're wasted."
"Yeah, I'll drive you man."
"Nah, guys, don't worry about it. I'm not as think as you drunk I am."

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so you think you can dance

A show famous for its great dancing and awful music performances.

After hearing terrible performances from Chris Brown, Busta Rhymes and Omarion, I groaned when I received word that Fergie was performing her atrocious new single "London Bridge" on the finale of So You Think You Can Dance.

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who does he think he is?

when a boy leaves you on delivered for over 10 hours and you are fed up with them thinking they are superior when they're 4'9.

"um who does he think he is?? not him leaving me on delivered for 13 hours please what else is he doing?"

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