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Someone who has beat Lego Star Wars or Lego Indiana Jones, extra points if you have beat both, beating both makes you a giga gamer
Guy 1: I just beat lego star wars
Guy 2: that means you have achieved Epic Gamer status
Guy 1: god, i am such a loser
The rare and wonderful 'Epic Gamer' is commonly found in dark rooms and are said to be very loud. They rarely leave their room and live off Red Bull. Epic Gamers are made when a normal Gamer (who lives in their mum's basements) have a series of 'Epic Gamer Moments.' These Epic Gamers are dangerous especially when they have recently lost a game of Fortnite. Epic Gamers are however well sought for by women and men alike! Don't buy a house near an Epic Gamer otherwise, you may be at risk of losing your Girlfriend/ Boyfriend/ Wife/ Husband or Nan.
Wife says''?????? I smell sweat and I hear someone screaming? What is up with this neighbourhood?!'' Husband says'' Oh it's fine it's just the Epic Gamer next door wanna get dominos? Hey, where are you going!?'' Wife yells'' I wanna divorce bitch bye I'm gonna get some Epic Gamer DICK!'
Another saying for taking a big shit.
person1: yo,did u see the epic log jeffery left in the toilet
person2: yea,it was huge
1. Travel Hard
2. Work Smart
3. Train Hard
4. Eat Smart
5. Repeat
EPIC living is the key to staying inspired.
Me: 8 years wasted... George W. Bush shall be known as the greatest epic fail ever made between a man and a woman.
Dave Chappell: Word.
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The only thing higher than an epic fail.
Person One: <falls off chair>
Person Two: EPIC FAITH!!!!!!
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The highest level of failure, period. If you Epic Fail, you can never redeem yourself. You might as well be Falcon Punched just so you can get the rest of your pathetic life over with.
Dude 1: All your base are belong to us.
Dude 2: What?
Dude 1: You don't know "all your base"?
Dude 2: Nope.
Dude 1: EPIC FAIL! FAL-CONE PAWNCH!!!
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