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Guy: My throat thing hurts.
Girl: You mean your uvula?
Guy: Yeah, that.
damn!
your sound system sounds better than mine...and we have the same speakers!!
yea its cause its the best of things song by xzibit
A funny movement with your hand which can be do with a mannequin or a friend.
I love to do the hand thing with my friends when we are bored!
1. Coca-Cola.
2. Masturbation.
1. The stars will always shine; the birds will always sing. As long as there is thirst, there's always the real thing.
2. "Sex is good, but it's not the real thing." -Adam Carolla
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big things are things that go with mountains.
I just saw a picture of a mountain and some big things. I rule.
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Covers mostly all general sexual acts besides anal or vaginal penetration. Meant to be general and less specific. Also referred to as foreplay, but in this situation there is no "fore" about it. It's usually the first and final sexual act, but when used in plural is meant to address multiple sexual acts in one go.
Dude 1: "Yo did you get it in last night?"
Dude 2: "We didn't go all the way, but we certainly did sex things!"
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