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When you are getting head from a girl (or guy) and when you are at climax you turn her head and ejaculate in her ear.
I gave your girlfriend a Q Tip last night, and she said you have a small penis!
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Invented in 08' as a legitimate therapeutic way to blow of steam when your angry, possibly get into late night mischief, or simply as a social drunken event. Basically you drive around at night to find shopping carts scattered across the city and parking lots, pull up quickly with your car (as if you are about to perform a drive by) hop out and punish the shopping cart for being out of its corral in any way you see fit. While delivering the blow, you obnoxiously yell either at the cart or the world to let everyone know that, yes. This just happened. Run back into the car and get away before the mall cops embarrassingly chase after you un-athletically with their flashlights. If your in the clear proceed to ravage shopping centers and terrorize carts until you see fit. BYAHH!
"Look it's out of it's corral.."
"It must be punished."
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"What do you wanna do tonight?"
"Let's go cart tipping!"
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"Dude nothing can make this night more epic"
"I know what can"
"What?"
"Cart tipping!"
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"Lets all take shots and go cart tipping!"
"BYAHH!!"
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"What the hell are they doing?"
"Oh they're just cart tipping"
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"Mid-day cart tipping just isn't as fun"
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the act of skeeting on a girls foot in order to be able to hug and/or kiss her after intercource
Once we get to vegas i'm going to french tip every girl i see
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The very top of a man's penis. Were the white stuff comes ("cums") out.
When the he ejaculated, sperm came out of his penis tip.
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The act of pushing down a fat kid for fun.
Yo listen, we need to get the guys to go fat tipping with us tonite
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Noun. Usually an open cup or jar on the counter, near the register. Patrons can tip the staff by adding cash to the jar, instead of leaving cash on the table or on the bar. Restaurant and bar servers might split the pot each shift, so everyone gets a fair share of the tips.
Tip jars are also common in virtual worlds that require virtual money for certain activities. They can take any shape or appearance, because they just need to run a transactional script (just like a credit card swipe). Users touch or click the virtual object to "leave a tip", and the owner of the tip jar gets paid immediately. In Second Life, tip jars are often left where visitors are likely to make donations. They are not always placed by the owner of the parcel or even with their permission, so the presence of a tip jar can be very deceptive. If the land is free to build on, someone is gonna leave a tip jar there, sooner or later - and some sucker is gonna click on it for no good reason (literally giving money away).
Unlike virtual money, real tip jar cash is vulnerable to theft if left unattended. Patrons can skim a little off the top when no one is looking - or simply grab the money and run.
"I forgot to leave some money on the table."
"Don't worry about it. There's a tip jar."
"Rez your tip jar on the floor or somewhere beside you, don't attach it or wear it. Don't forget to take it back to your inventory before you logoff, otherwise the land owner will return it and it'll end up in the lost and found folder."
"Check it: tip jar..."
"Yeah, B, easy money!"
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Bozeman Strain that will compete with the rest of the cannabis culture.
That Silver Tip was soo fuckin dank. It might be the best chronic in the world.
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