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1. To have sex.
2. To engage in a sexual act.
3. To go for a ride (on me).
derived originally from: condoms=rubber=tire
"So, if you want to test those tires, you can stay over at my place."
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A tire-biter is the kind of person who is so focused and tenacious that when they want to achieve something they go after it with such determination they actually succeed; lots of dogs chase cars, but only the successful ones actually get a piece of the tire.
My daughter was a tire-biter when it came to competitive sports; she was determined to score at least once in every lacrosse game she played.
She was such a tire-biter in lacrosse that she averaged two goals per game.
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a person who has been hyper from being extremely happy and is crashing from using too much energy at once. This person will be extremely tired and wont want to do much afterwards. (this is why you only want to catch someone entering the phase of hyber-happyiness so that you can have fun, not after.)
"dude that guy's been running around in circles all day"
"yeah but I think he's done now wait....for.... it..."
***THUNK??***
"yup, he's done for now. Just falling on the ground like that he must be hyber-happy-tired!"
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during p.m.s, when the girl doesnt shave for about 3 days, the hair when its real short and bloody
i dont like that roadkill tire pussy.
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1. When you are trying to score with a girl and fail. Your "wheel" was unsuccessful and thus you got a flat tire
2. When you are notoriously bad at picking up women you have flat tires
1. Johnny was trying to nail that broad but he got a flat tire and went home and watched Conan
2. Johnny struck out again? That guy has flat tires!
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What Barack Obama suggest all Americans do instead of allowing for more oil drilling.
"There are things you can do individually, though, to save energy," Obama said. "Making sure your tires are properly inflated – simple thing. But we could save all the oil that they're talking about getting off drilling – if everybody was just inflating their tires? And getting regular tune-ups? You'd actually save just as much!"
Inflate your tires - the Messiah at work!
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clitoris of an older woman-- although it could be of a younger woman who has abused her vagina. weathered and beaten in appearance like an old catchers mitt
This old cougar was trying to put moves on me but I didn't want any part of her tired old raisin.
I told the mean Meter maid to shove the parking ticket up her ass and go flick her tired old raisin
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