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Sex position similar to spooning.
"Honey, I really enjoy doggy style."
"This isn't doggy style, this is the vertical turtle."
To take forever to get ready to leave, usually for a party, when everyone else is waiting.
Liz, quit turtle bitching! Get your ass out the door NOW!
Turtle sickness is a result of sleeping too much or not getting out of bed until 2:00 or 3:00 pm. It is the feeling of still being tired even if you've slept for 10 or 12 hours. Your behavior and brain functions are noticably slowed down and reactionary time is also deminished.
She just woke up and she still looks tired - she must have turtle sickness.
When a man comes out of a hot shower and his testicles shrivels up into a turtle nest”.
Yum this shower was pretty good eh jimmy, my balls started to turtle nest.
The act of pressing one's anus against an object, or person, for example a wall, and producing a small head of poop to peak out and touch the wall, leaving a small print of stool behind.
I caught Billy turtle stamping the refrigerator this morning.
When you hold down somebody and take your mouth filled with c** and the spit it out kinda until it almost touches their face and then you suck it back up and then do it again!
That punk kept stealing my lunch money so I tackled him held him down and went sperm turtleing on him until he cried
A mountain turtle is that special someone who always knows how to lift your spirits. They are always there even when they aren't. The mountain turtle creates a world of happiness and a bubble of which you never want to leave. just saying her name brings a smile to my face. There's no one who could touch my heart the way you do. I love you, my perfect little beautiful mountain turtle.
I can hardly wait to see you again. I’m dying to feel you in my arms. I love you Mountain Turtle.