Furry Wall

Furry walls are walls covered in fur. When stroked the furry wall will calm you down.

Guy one: Smokes a jeffery

Guy one: Ithink im having a heartattack

Guy two: CALM down just stroke the furry wall, there you go- all better?

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wall whore

someone who makes a lot of facebook wall posts just so that a lot of people will post on their wall back, therefore giving the illusion that they have friends

Wolfgang: Megan you are such a wall whore, you posted on like two dozen peoples walls today and all you said was "hey whats up."
Megan: Oh, ok. What is the DEHHHHT today?

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great wall

when trump builds a great wall, Mexicans will build a great ladder...

we must build a great wall

and ladder

will that mean there will be 2 more great wonders?

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wall-person

A person who lacks the ability to hold a conversation (most commonly in texting or online). These one-dimensional people use emotionless phrases such as, "okay," "haha," and "yeah," forcing any attempt at conversation to hit rock bottom, thus appearing as though you are talking to a wall.

Jake: Are you going to that party tonight?! :D
Lindsey: Yeah
Jake: Okay sweet! Let's get plastered! :)
Lindsey: Haha
Jake: We can be pong partners..?
Lindsey: Okay
Jake: So..
Lindsey: Yeah

Tom: Any progress with Lindsey?
Jake: Nah, she's being a wall-person again.

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playin' the wall

checking out the scene without socializing in a social setting; leaning against the back wall of da club and just kickin' it

Lenzell: What up, son? I heard ish was poppin' off at the Diamond Club last night.

Tiny: Yo, I was so blunted, I just playin' the wall all night, B. Jus' chillin', ya know?

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sweaty walls

Aroused female genitalia.

"That guy is so hot, I've got sweaty walls just looking at him."

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Wall Bombing

The act of posting a humorous, lude, vulgar, inappropriate, or disgusting message on a person's Facebook wall. In many cases these postings can be inside jokes between friends or a way to call them out in the public about a past event that happened IRL In Real Life. Wall Bombing has also been used to gather attention of other users to further glorify or exemplify this hilarity that has been displayed for everyone to read. Many wall bombers are notorious for facebook stalking.

Wall Posting on Chris' FB Account
In reference to a 22 year old having sex with a 54 year old woman.

Tommy: "54 is the new 22."
Allen: "Tiger cubs must hunt what they can. It is a crucial developmental skill that must be honed and sharpened. Pounce young cub.....pounce!!"
Brent: "Wounded antelope, or elderly antelope?"

Chris: "Man, I was just a victim of all that wall bombing, jesus christ thank God no one else can figure this one out."

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