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The 69th reincarnation of christ. Chris is the type of person to say a joke that will cause your lungs to collapse. He is the bane of all simps and is a chick magnet. He is also the lord of time and space.
Boy1: I found my whole family dead this morning!
Boy2: They probably forgot to pray to the great Chris.
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If he's a wrestler he's most likely hot especially if he's from California, if he'll not a wrestler then he's most likely a stoner or a little shit
Chris is a real badass. Or Chris is a little dipshit.
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Chris is a small midget that loves video games. He doesnt like excersise but if he finds the write sport he will stick to it. He has the chubbiest face and tiny puppy hands. Chris zometimes puts his family first but doesnt like sharing chips or food.
Chris is amazing but sometimes a loser
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wack and really gay loves sweet tea but also like bbc
he had bbc for dinner.chris is big dummy.chris is not loyal.
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Scientist have proven that he doesn't shave and he can't fix his own car and he thinks he can get any girl
When you see a beat-up car and you wonder if that's Chris
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