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when you somehow fuck up spelling the worst meme/series of 2023
skibi toilet
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Clay poop marks left inside the toilet after someone takes a dump.
Patty grossed everyone out after she wrote on the inside of the bowl with toilet chalk.
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The act of making, or taking calls from a toilet. These calls can involve noises associated with bathroom use, while at least one party is acting like this is perfectly fine.
Hello!
Hey Tommy, thanks for calling, how you doing bro.?
FIIIINNNNE!
What's new?
Noottthhin'! Aahhh! (Deep breathing._
Hey Tommy, are you Toilet Calling me again?
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When one (male) is going to the bathroom (usually for a number 2) and after the subjects nuts have been on the inside of the toilet bowl and come out cold.
"Dude I think im gonna be off my game for a while after that trip to the b-room"
" Man you got the Toilet Nuts?"
" Yeh dude they are as cold as the other side of the pillow"
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When you're on your phone sitting on the toilet for too long and you develop dimples in the shape of the toilet seat on your butt. Usually looks like a square ass
kid 1: dude the English teacher has bad toilet butt
Kid 2: ew no way that's nasty as hell
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Not technically a toilet, but instead a primitive, festering stinkhole dug in semi-private, dirt-floored hut. Modern amenities may include leaning rocks so you don't fall over while squatting or a pile of plastic grocery bags with which to wipe. Alternatively, bricks can be used for both purposes.
"Dude, brush your teeth. Your breath smells like a Romanian toilet."
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