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Troy Thompson is an elected Mayor for the city of Townsville, North Queensland, Australia. Troy won the Townsville Mayoral Election in March 2024 on the back of misinformation and lies he promoted about himself. Troy claimed to have served his country in the Army for 5 years when it was actually less than 3 years as a reservist. He claimed to be part of the Special Forces (SAS) but was only ever a cook. He advertised several university degrees but admitted to never actually completing those degrees. Troy drove a company with a 9 million dollar budget into the ground, but not before paying his ex-wife the sum of $35K and nothing to the workers as one of his last acts within that company.
Ben: "Gavin, you should have seen me last night. I picked up these five chick's who bought me dinner, threw money at me for drinks and got me drunk, then they all fingerd my bum, at the same time".
Gavin: "Fuck off idiot, trying pull a Troy Thompson on me".
literally the coolest motherfuckers to exist, they’re nice to anyone and will be friends with anyone but once you screw them over in anyway they’ll both jump on you and beat the shit out of you until you seize up
“ yo do you see Troy & Braxton over there?”
“ yeah they’re losers but they’re cool”
A somewhat small city in Michigan, somewhat close to Detroit and Pontiac. It's nothing special, but nothing too bad overall. It is a very safe place where nothing too bad ever really happens.
I live in Troy, Michigan, peak suburban America.
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A McChicken inside a McDouble inside a McRib
I can't believe you ate the McNage á Trois.
A pure spin off of the McGangbang, the McNage á Trois is created by dissecting the layers of a Big Mac and adding 3 chicken nuggets in between each bun (works best with a 6 piece).
Tyler: "Fuck I'm hungry"
Dominic: "Wanna go get a McGangbang?"
Tyler: "Nah man, thats old school. I'm gettin a McNage á Trois!"
An Alaskan man, Troy… a ceiling fan man, likes feet and memes. Wants to stay in the garage and forge over going out with friends. Troy… Loves French fries never gets ice cream from Mac Donald’s because the machine “never” works. Troy… Lives in a small shitty morman town. Doesn’t date because all these bitches is hoes. Wears glasses, gets grumpy when touched, will let you play with his hair but do NOT touch his titty. Prefers to have rocks thrown at his man junk over getting his nip caressed. Is friends with mostly girls. Wears cow boy boots and an orange and grey hat that has knife and gun on it. Has a small mouth but sure can talk a lot. He is NOT FAT HE IS FLUFFY. Blows steam out ears when frustrated. Can be nice when he wants to. Only nice to ppl he doesn’t hate. That’s why he is mean to me hence why I am defining Troy… he is also smart and funny but puts to much pomade in his hair
A vampire threesome. A sexual encounter or long-term sexual relationship of three undead persons.
After two centuries, Vlad began to tire of the nosfer a trois with Mina and Drozden, and moved his coffin to the spare bedroom.