Try-Hard Prude

someone who is a virgin but ascts like they get it in all the time

"Dude jordan said she wants to fuck!"
"Dude she's suck a try-hard prude.. shes a virgin"

try-buy

The act of going into a store or shop, not to actually by anything, but just take advantage of the free samples.

Examples:

Going into Costco just to eat the free stuff
Going into an expensive store just to spray the tester bottle of perfume on yourself

Girl 1: Wow, that perfume smells really fancy and costly!
Girl 2: lol she just try-buyed it from Victoria's Secret, ain't nothing special

Pre try

Pre trying is where a guy hits up a girl with a fella, but says I won't I won't try it cause you got a man

Arran said to alishas you still with your bf, so I won't try it on you pre trying

this is me trying

the act of killing yourself, but more specifically, driving yourself off a cliff listening to “this is me trying” by taylor swift

“i have to go to school tomorrow. i want to this is me trying myself”
“i’ll join you”

They're trying to divide us!

Anything that isn't incest cult = division.

Retard "They're trying to divide us!"

Hym "Oh? Are we a team? What are we going to do about my broken down car?"

Retard "That's not my problem."

Hym "Ok. So in what way are we together?"

Retard "Huh?"

Hym "You said they are trying to divide us. What does that even mean?"

Retard "We have to stick together or they're going to divide us!"

Hym "Yeah, stick together to do what?"

Retard "To stop them from dividing us!"

Hym "What's the difference between us being divided and us being apart? Like... What happens to me and my broken down car is we're together?"

Retard "That's your problem!"

Hym "Right, yeah, you said that already but... You see how us being together doesn't mean or even do anything right?"

Retard "They want to make my son a girl! And that's going to divide us!"

Hym "I don't give a fuck about your son being a dick-girl. He's- She's fine. That's not an actual problem."

Retard "China's gonna getcha!"

Hym "China is collapsing under the weight of it's own tofu dreg. That- I'm not worried about that. I have to walk to a job I hate that doesn't pay me enough to pay my bills and I literally created A.I. and I'm the greatest producer in the history of humanity."

Retard "Russia is... Bad."

Hym "They want to join Nato or get Ukraine back. They're fine. It's fine. A charlatan is coopting our politicians."

Retard "They're dividing us though."

Hym "It's- You aren't getting it. For us to be a team you need to participate in my life on some level. If you're not going to participate there is nothing to divide."

Retard "But they're trying to divide us!"

try city's recycle men

Tri-Cities recycle men it's exactly what it says all the women here in Tri-Cities recycle their men over and over and over again

Dam bitch you all try city's recycle men

didn't you already fuck and dated that same dude you and your friends and her x who's now your x all last week

If first you don't succeed, try, try again

When a bitch leaves you on seen, you keep on harassing her until she finally gives in.

Trey: "Man, Stacey left me on seen. What should I do?"

Tristan: "If first you don't succeed, try, try again."