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Mouldy Turd

Someone who has never seen the TV show The Wire.

Person 1: Im so fucking drunk.

Person 2: Whatever you say McNulty.

Person 1: Who the fuck is McNulty?

Person 2: Shut the fuck up you mouldy turd.

by Actual Ltd. January 20, 2023


Turd Smoke

a fart or smell coming from a turd or poop

Hey does anyone have any spray? I smell turd smoke coming out of the bathroom.

by stink bug September 27, 2012


Tardy Turd

A turd that arrives soon after one has cleaned or washed their ass.

After just taking a shower it was disappointing to have to drop a tardy turd ruining my clean ass.

by Jp P & Ryan W November 9, 2007


Turd Stuffer

Another name for a โ€˜flamerโ€™. A guy that wont shut up already about the fact that he's a homosexual and he wants the world to know it...but everybody knows and they are tired of hearing it. Also, a flamer bent on converting a straight guy into a flamer.

You'll stay away from that Turd Stuffer if you know whats good for you. He swears up and down your a flamer too and he's bent on hookin up with you.

by hemingwaysbackporch April 10, 2011


fart turd

A fart coming directly off a turd.

Kayleb is a fart turd.

by Erscpu February 14, 2016


turd tea

Diarrhea. The liquefied form of human feces that turns the water all doo doo brown.

When i got up off of the toilet from peeing out of my butt, it looked like a bowl of turd tea.

by Gramma Plopwell February 13, 2008


spineless turd

Sometimes when you are walking down a path in the woods you might come across a spineless turd, hanging by the mushrooms. They are found in the north eastern region of the US and often have a hard outer shell as such of a beetle. Despite their well known name, they do indeed have a spine. If you see one be careful, they tend to fly down your throat and get stuck when you use the toilet, so only your rectum juices come out. THEY CAN BE DOMESTICATED if taken to a trainer by the name of Agayis Caluca, contact at 774-368-2278

I think I have a spineless turd stuck in my rump.

Check it out bros, theres a rad spineless turd over there by those poisones mushrooms. Oh so cool!

by Cassandra Hayes June 16, 2017

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