Dirty Turtle

When you find out through a strange series of events that you're actually a furry.

I took one look at that picture and now I'm a dirty turtle.

Or

I spent too long leveling a cat druid on WoW so now I'm a dirty turtle.

Bar turtle

A girl that hangs out at bars with an empty shell for me to hide my head in.

Damn man check out that girl over there." "Who, Jeanine? You don't want any of that bar turtle. Chris just hit it last week!

Turtle Sploosh

The after effects of launching a turtle head.

You can tell those marks in the toilet were caused by a turtle sploosh.

snappy turtle

When your girlfriend covers your neck/body with hickeys.

Damn bro, your girl definitely pulled a snappy turtle last night on you.

Turtle Socks

-It can replace cusswords used when angry.
-A way to keep your pet turtles feet warm.
or
-It can be a reply to another phrase

"Oh, turtle socks."
"Did you get Crush his turtle socks?"
"Word Up.... Turtle Socks =D"

turtle top

When your mom climbs up to ride and accidentally crushes you

Daquan: Get that ass up here mom
*Mom tries but smashes Daquan*
Daquan: Damn ma! Why you gotta turtle top me like that?!

suicidal turtle

A turtle with suicidal thoughts and tendencies

I think my turtle is a suicidal turtle, he drank poison today.