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A girl that hangs out at bars with an empty shell for me to hide my head in.
Damn man check out that girl over there." "Who, Jeanine? You don't want any of that bar turtle. Chris just hit it last week!
When you find out through a strange series of events that you're actually a furry.
I took one look at that picture and now I'm a dirty turtle.
Or
I spent too long leveling a cat druid on WoW so now I'm a dirty turtle.
Sex position similar to spooning.
"Honey, I really enjoy doggy style."
"This isn't doggy style, this is the vertical turtle."
When your girlfriend covers your neck/body with hickeys.
Damn bro, your girl definitely pulled a snappy turtle last night on you.
-It can replace cusswords used when angry.
-A way to keep your pet turtles feet warm.
or
-It can be a reply to another phrase
"Oh, turtle socks."
"Did you get Crush his turtle socks?"
"Word Up.... Turtle Socks =D"
The act of pressing one's anus against an object, or person, for example a wall, and producing a small head of poop to peak out and touch the wall, leaving a small print of stool behind.
I caught Billy turtle stamping the refrigerator this morning.
When you hold down somebody and take your mouth filled with c** and the spit it out kinda until it almost touches their face and then you suck it back up and then do it again!
That punk kept stealing my lunch money so I tackled him held him down and went sperm turtleing on him until he cried