Uncle Joke

uncle jokes are jokes that have zero intelligence or wit behind them and are often told by uncles at family events. most uncle jokes draw laughs from the family, but if you respect things that are actually funny, you keep quiet. uncle jokes can resemble the cheesy jokes told on television shows such as full house or family matters.

Setting: Thanksgiving dinner

Mom - "One year I remember, grandma put the turkey in the oven and never turned it on!"

Uncle - "Well what did you do for dinner?"

Mom - "I think we just went to Pizza Hut"

Uncle - "(giggling) I guess you could call it TURKEY HUT!"

*note how terrible the joke is all together, a phenomenon like this actually draws laughs from the kin. uncle joke at its finest.

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Uncle Sam

A man who was a meat checker in the Civil War who stamped safe meat with a stamp that said US as in United States, but that act what interpreted as Uncle Sam. They used him as a figurehead on posters for men to join the union army.

Also one of my relatives, whether you believe me or not.

Dude, did you see that poster in the hall? Uncle Sam wants me again! Freaking army men(:

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Uncle Gregory

An Uncle Gregory is a celebrity who has been in the entertainment industry so long that they have worn out their welcome.

"Jerry Lewis is a total Uncle Gregory."

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Uncle tony

He is a lawless man. hes more above the law than steven seagal. he takes what he wants has a hot temper.....and hes always on his way...

uncle tony is comming so you better watch your fuckin mouth when he gets here with his ring hand strong

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Uncle Junior

slang for extremely short and slim wang

I burst out laughing, his Uncle Junior didn't even touch the sides

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Badass Uncle

an uncle by the name of Jesse who idolizes Elvis, has badass hair,owns a badass club,rides a badass motorcycle, and uses phrases like "have mercy".

If your uncle is named Jesse and he has all of these badass qualities, then you my friend, are the niece or nephew of a "Badass Uncle".

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Uncle Bill

A term of endearment and high respect for the author William S. Burroughs

Uncle Bill once said, "The only time Richard Nixon ever told the truth was when he called J Edgar Hoover a cocksucker!"

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