He's got the fattest schlong ever. I'm talking the girth of two of Hulk's thick arms like fr tho, someone could rodeo bull that shit and fall off.
Vincent gets mad bitches on the daily.
Nickname for people who are named "Penguin" but are too afraid to say it. If someone you meet introduces themselves as Vincent, PLEASE call them penguin. That's everything they want.
"Hello, My name is Vincent"
"Oh, Hello Penguin!"
"Omg you knew my secret, i love you now"
The Canadian kid who lives in California and loves JDM, and buys parts off of Japanese websites, rides BMX, and has fun.
An awesome Guy
Usually a perfect bf too
If my future husband isn't a Vincent, then I don't want him.
Meeting a Vincent is like meeting the right person. He's funny, and always makes you smile, no matter how rough your day has been. A Vincent can often have nicknames like vex, vin, or vinnie, and he won't mind them no matter. He always listens, and makes an effort to like your interests because you like them. Vincent's are often brown haired, and have confusing eye colors. Maybe they're even Serbian, or have a connection with China.
"Vincent is the coolest person i've ever met. You and your septum piercing."