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The time between 8am-10am (aka Sensory-Friendly Hours) when shopping at Walmart is a pleasant experience because the TVs and store radio are off. The customers are less noisy and you're less likely to have to dodge carts and mouthbreathers.
Woahh...Looks like we woke up early. Want to go to Low Intensity Walmart?
Yeah, it is the only time I will go now
A cryptocurrency "whale" who can only afford to pump ~$100,000 USD at a time
DogeCoin Investor: "Woah dude have you seen the Whales pumping Request Network (REQ™)??"
DepressedCoin Investor: "What you mean the same 5 walmart whales pumping 100K at a time?"
Really shitty weed which is often mostly shake.
C'mon bro are you really charging me $15 for a gram of Walmart Weed?
A stereotypical fat, dumb, most likely poor American.
Devin: “My wife really likes to shop at Walmart, it’s her favorite store.”
Matthew: “She’s a Walmart-American.”
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Sweatpants. Typically sold at Walmart and worn by many Walmart customers.
Boyfriend: Babe, are you ready to go to the grocery store?
Girlfriend: Not if you're wearing those Walmart pants!
Boyfriend: What's wrong with my sweatpants?
Girlfriend: You're going out in public, try to dress like a mature adult.
When you nut on someone in a Walmart
Person 1: yo dude did you here how Craig got fired last week?
Person 2: yeah apparently he gave a Walmart walnut to the bosses sister.
like frodo, incredibly short. because of lack of demand, there is currently a clearance sale that is selling it at 50% off at your local Walmarts. Common characteristics include delusion, Napoleon complex, and straw colored hair. please call 911 if you catch one roaming out in the wild.
Joe: yo what is that thing over there putting on stilts
David: hey it’s just the neighborhood Walmart frodo