Sticky cac wax

When you eat your cac but you add some sticky wax before, this causes you to have a feeling of your ass getting rubbed firmly

Top shagger plant: yo I think your gonna turn into a sticky cac wax
Top shagger cactus: me too can’t wait

Hungarian wax pepper

When a very bearded gent covers himself with candle wax and pickled jalapeños and two ladies compete to see who can consume more of the juicy goodness before the gent can trade them for a goat. If the gent wins he gets the goat, the winning lady get a bottle of Pepto Bismol.

He was able to provide for his family after successfully completing the Hungarian wax pepper.

wax my back

something a guy named cameron does after vacation.

Just wait till I wax my back.

Waxing Your Dolphin

When A Guy Is Masterbating --

Beat Your Meat -- What A Treat
OH MY GOD.......!!!

waxing your dolphin
your
cock
beating your meat

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waxing the brass candlestick

masturbating

Joey: Bro I was waxing the brass candlestick last night

Colin: Ew wtf

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red neck waxing

a red neck waxing is when your so poor ...or stupid and take duck tape and put it on your pubes let it stick there for a couple of hours and then rip it off

dude i just gave myself a red neck waxing and it hurt so bad

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waxing philosophic

Masturbating, particular to males.

Absconded gaze at your picture while I'm waxing philosophic.

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