A phrase used to let someone know they need to recognize the severity of their words. They need to accept reality and see they went too far.
"John, you need to wake up and smell the music. You calling Kathy a whore was really mean."
A fart that is ripped near or on someones face or head while they are sleeping. At that moment the sleeping person wakes up from the fart.
Lance: Hey Teri are you ok? You don’t look so good.
Teri: No I’m not ok. I was just woken up and on the receiving end of a wake up call fart on my head from Larry.
Wakeness is the middle ground between being asleep and being awake. Say you are staying up purposely because of something you what to do. Or thoughts keeping you awake? Simply put your tired but you’re ignoring your tiredness. Another way of putting it is you’re in tired denial.
Wakeness:
An adjective to describe the middle ground
between being asleep and awake
A: “Are you awake?
“No I’m in wakeness”
qyv: Dude you should join Olympian's Wake
shvra: I fought Floyd Mayweather
My cum jar: *spills*