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Yellow Wallet

Carried around by a strong percentage of homosexual men.

Very high indication that the carrier is a window washer.

When opened in a public area it is like a beam of light that shines from above indicating to fellow homosexuals that the carrier of said yellow wallet is willing and able to have sexual relations with other men in the area.

Juan loves flashing his yellow wallet when he goes to the grocery store. He always gets lucky.

by BoomBoomMcJerkin October 25, 2020


Tourette's of the Wallet

When you spend various amounts of money, both large and small, on things you don't really need, with no regard for budget or bills.

I accidentally bought a whole bunch of stupid shit online and totally forgot to pay the cable bill. I have Tourette's of the Wallet.

by mistresskiki May 29, 2011


fuck you in the wallet

When someone puts a dent in your personal funds because they are a financial burden or they are a gold digging whore

Dan- "I really feel my new girlfriend wants to fuck me soon it's our tenth date but my 14 year old daughter is always there needing money for the mall "
Friend- "C'mon Dan, here, take a cold one, it sounds like both of them are tryin to fuck you in the wallet"

by Frugal Dan June 29, 2017


Wallet Rider

Someone, usually a female, who hangs out with or goes on dates with a person to use them for free dinners, gifts and cash. aka a dinner whore , gold digger

"Bro I was with this girl last night and she didn't offer to pay anything...not a dime. She was a real wallet rider"

by dkaelin July 19, 2015


passport wallet

drugs

Can i have some passport wallet pls?

by Kiwawa March 26, 2015


wallet wanker

Wallet wanker- a rich Jewish person known for bieng rich and bragging about it.

"You know that Howard kid he's such a wallet wanker"

by TheHammockMan March 29, 2016


Wallet-Rape

When an object on sale is egregiously expensive, usually seen as a franchise of expensive items usually related to a hobby. The high pricings of these items gouge out the wallets of the customer, leaving a miniscule amount of cash in the rubble.

Guy 1: "Why the fuck did I start playing Warhammer 40k."
Guy 2: "What's so horrific about it?"
Guy 1: "The fucking expensive as hell mini-figures has me poor and writhing on the floor shit-vomiting. It's just Wallet-Rape. My cash is gone."
Guy 2: "Graphic description of your suffering but okay."

by MYEARSAREBLEEDINGPLEASEHELP July 11, 2022