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A young male located towards the edge of a tent. Commonly found wearing Jeans and a Bomber Jacket with penis in hand.
What do you mean bruv. We're never gonna fit 5 people in there!
Don't worry mate, Zac's a ditch wanker so we're all good.
Legit Wanker. Only used if the Wanker has been caught in the past Wanking.
That guy is a Legit Wanker.
Wanks the canine species off, usually for financial gain. Often found around Nogzy, with a dogs lipstick in one hand, and a Krispy Kreme in the other. Can be quite aggro in their local environment. Easy to spot with their large heads and ever growing collection of exotic dogs.
Eh lad, you still at that boss job? Nah lad, swerved it to become a dog wankerer. Only takes me 45 seconds to make 300 quid. Sound.
Noun.
A large luxury SUVs typically driven by rich white suburb moms.
Not a "soccer mom" van.
Eg. BMW X5,X6, Any Range Rover, G-class, Macan & cayennes.
Oh look, shazzy's mum is out on her wanker tank again
A person who either dislikes or bitches about snow.
Snow is epic. FACT.
Harold: Dude, its snowing...don't you just love snow
Bob: Snow is shit, its too cold, I can't get anywhere....*waaaa waaaaa waaaa*
Harold: Shut the fuck up Bob, you're such a snow wanker
Any hoe willing to shit on a mans wanker to make it stand.
Boy she's a real wanker cranker
Someone who constantly post on social media whilst on holiday, at the airport, at the beach, by the pool...
Laura's away again being a right holiday wanker