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Wanks the canine species off, usually for financial gain. Often found around Nogzy, with a dogs lipstick in one hand, and a Krispy Kreme in the other. Can be quite aggro in their local environment. Easy to spot with their large heads and ever growing collection of exotic dogs.
Eh lad, you still at that boss job? Nah lad, swerved it to become a dog wankerer. Only takes me 45 seconds to make 300 quid. Sound.
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A young male located towards the edge of a tent. Commonly found wearing Jeans and a Bomber Jacket with penis in hand.
What do you mean bruv. We're never gonna fit 5 people in there!
Don't worry mate, Zac's a ditch wanker so we're all good.
Noun.
A large luxury SUVs typically driven by rich white suburb moms.
Not a "soccer mom" van.
Eg. BMW X5,X6, Any Range Rover, G-class, Macan & cayennes.
Oh look, shazzy's mum is out on her wanker tank again
A person who either dislikes or bitches about snow.
Snow is epic. FACT.
Harold: Dude, its snowing...don't you just love snow
Bob: Snow is shit, its too cold, I can't get anywhere....*waaaa waaaaa waaaa*
Harold: Shut the fuck up Bob, you're such a snow wanker
One of unusually small stature who never suffers from blisters or friction burns on the hands, having gained immunity after years of virtually non stop wanking.
Well of course you don't get friction burns, you're a perpetual wanker.
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The contents of a porn magazine
Wanker notes. "I'll now go home and practise my adagio"
Legit Wanker. Only used if the Wanker has been caught in the past Wanking.
That guy is a Legit Wanker.