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Wanks the canine species off, usually for financial gain. Often found around Nogzy, with a dogs lipstick in one hand, and a Krispy Kreme in the other. Can be quite aggro in their local environment. Easy to spot with their large heads and ever growing collection of exotic dogs.
Eh lad, you still at that boss job? Nah lad, swerved it to become a dog wankerer. Only takes me 45 seconds to make 300 quid. Sound.
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A young male located towards the edge of a tent. Commonly found wearing Jeans and a Bomber Jacket with penis in hand.
What do you mean bruv. We're never gonna fit 5 people in there!
Don't worry mate, Zac's a ditch wanker so we're all good.
It's the definition of someone with the name hans.
Person1: Is that Hans over there?
Person2: Yeah he's a fucking danker wanker
A wanker that clickbaits people like Jake Paul, KSI and JMS.
JMS: TODAY I WILL BE DOING AN *INSANE* CHALLENGE AND I WILL EAT SHIT
ME: Ahhh shit.. the clickbaiting wanker clickbaited me again.
The act of pleasuring yourself by repeatedly punching yourself in the cock.
You're a knuckle wanker.
Someone who wanks in the tub whether it’s for pleasure or for preference. When they are taking a bath they decide “lets wank it”. The nut usually stays in the bath while they are in it.
“Ryan is a tub wanker he is so weird.”
Any hoe willing to shit on a mans wanker to make it stand.
Boy she's a real wanker cranker