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Whilst spending an evening in Wichita, one must wrap their wrist with their veiney peen and ask local broads what time it is. Answer is always- Time to get your dick sucked
Hey ma'am can you check the time on my Wichita wrist watch? Oh it's smoke dick 30, right on.~ Uncle P
An official eel skin watch occurs when a man, or young boy uses one hand to stretch his flacid penis all the way around his opposing wrist. While this may be confused for a real watch, it must never be relied upon as an accurate timepiece.
If if an individual is short on funding, he may choose to sport an eel skin watch to impress his partner for the time being. This will provide warmth to the wrist and displays the veins in your penis quite nicely.
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Pizza and watch netflix is the invitation given to a girl from a guy to "hang out" which is a cover for having sex.
guy:"hey wanna come round? we can order pizza and watch netflix"
really what he means is..
guy: "hey want to come to mine and have sex?"
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To have sex in a car, particularly at night in a secluded, rural, area.
I heard that Bobby and Jeannie always drive out to the country at night and watch the colors change!
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A common pharse said to one of your friends when you are leaving for a second to use the bathroom go to the vending machine etc... You entrust your valuables like your northface bag, your coat, ipod or anything that could be stolen in your absence.
Jake: Yo Ima go take a piss watch my shit please
David: Ight
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Essential news site for people turned off by the Huffington Post's editorial bias.
Deeanne always challengin' me cause of Huff-Watch.
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Means the exact opposite, something you don't intend on ever doing or ever see happening. Can also be said when you don't agree with something.
Lucy: Wanna go chill at Timmy's?
Claudia: Watch how fast.
Lisa: I love freestyle music.
Daniela: Watch how fast.
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