Weather man

Someone who promises 8 to 10 inches but you only get 2 - 3

Or a man who lies about the size of his manhood.

Don’t believe his game he’s a weather man.

P1 How was that guy last night. He was spittin some game

P2 he’s a weather man. Promise 12 inch’s but I just got a dusting.

Walking weather

Walking weather is nice warm yet also chilly weather. It is usually right after it rains when the temp drops at around 9pm.

I love walking weather!
Whats walking weather?
Kill yourself.

weatherical

relating to the weather

The test had weatherical questions on it.

Billy Weather

One of the most accurate weather forecasting systems in the north east. Has saved many golf leagues from cancellation.

Billy weather says there is a window.

Weather Boarding

Weather Boarding(verb)

A form of social torture by showing your friends in the Midwest or on the East Coast pictures of sunny Southern California while they are stuck inside during yet another snowstorm.

I spent most of the morning at work "Weather Boarding" the guys in the Chicago office.

Or

Cheri was sorry she choose a school back East, having been
"Weather Boarded" by her friends at UCLA.

Weather mama

Weather mama is a tiktokcosplayer who cosplays pepa madrigal and she makes edits

Weather mama (jodie) is the best pepa cosplayer

Cold weather party

A party celebrating cold weather, outside in the cold. Traditionally, white russians and hot toddies are served. Alternatively, whiskey. You can only go inside to use the bathroom, depending on host preference, and the more guests complain about being cold, the more successful the party is considered.

This type of gathering originated in the Southern Hemisphere, where warm blooded mammals paid tribute to the gods for the brief ability to breath and sleep and go without blistering in the sun.

After reading the farmers almanac, Sandy from Georgia bought a bunch of mittens at the bogo, anticipating hosting a cold weather party.