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The local gay bar, usually infested with ginger people.
hey shall we go down the robins well?
no id rather not my ass is still bleeding from the last time.
its ok theres a river beside it.
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v. sex move: sexing a woman in the anus until you hit black gold.
I totally did the oil well last night until the room stank.
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The reply you give to someone either online or verbally; in order to show that you clearly aren't listening and/or don't care.
Man:"Dude! I just unlocked a tonne of COD achievements!!!"
Woman:"Well done."
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A person from the country of Well Hunglandia, a small sovereign state in Central Europe with a population of 2000. The capital, Gillicksville, is known for its numerous examples of fine Asbestos Nouveau architecture, a style derived from the structural possibilities of this material. Most people are very unwell, gout, syphilis and the clap proliferating. This phenomena has been put down to the jaw-dropping quantities of the sex every capable adult indulges in. The diseases are worn like badges of honour, dignitaries heralded for there complete moral looseness.
They also make nice cheese.
'I am Well Hung, are you Welsh?'
'Yes. boyo. How did you guess?'
'You were attempting to steal my watch and you are virtually unrecognisable as a human being through that thick mat of black hair.'
'I see.'
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For sure
You know it
Yes
Yeah
Yes'm
Yessuh
Guy 1: "Hey, you going to the track with us tomorrow bud?"
Guy 2: "Well by God."
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the wretched state of both body and mind an individual binge drinker achieves, after said binge drinkining continues in excess of 48 consecutive hours, resulting in a hangover, far more intolerable than a day-after-bachelor-party type of hangover.
Sweet Jesus, I drank enough tequilla to fill the Grand Canyon last night, and I'm so well hung, I would rather listen to William Hung's "She Bangs" on permanent repeat, if ony i could rid myself of this feeling.
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