chatting wet

To lie. stems from anciant chavsilvanian.

Pete: i once shagged Booby McBoob
Gavin: you is chatting wet blud

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wet down

The act of urinating all over the walls, floor, and ceiling of a public restroom, paying particular attention to the toilet paper. This move is especially useful when the bathroom is a fucking mess. In some situations, a brown down might be preferred.

Guy 1: That fucking waitress was such a twat.
Guy 2: Yeah, that's why I gave the bathroom a wet down.
Guy 1: Awesome. Did you get the toilet paper?
Guy 2: Fuck yeah!

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wet end

the swollen dripping end (tip) of a used and tired dick
{mentioned in multiple steven king books}

1. "Come on, quit being a wet end and go to the bar with us."

2. "Dude, dust it off and get up, quit being a wet."

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Wet Rabbit

A phrase that sounds like typical U.D. raunchy slang but in fact means exactly what it says.

I clicked on a link marked Wet Rabbit and it had a picture of a wet rabbit.

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Wet Rave

The act of having a 3 with 2 chicks and one dude; the dude cums all over the chicks and then flips on a black light, it give an effect of glowing cumm.

Kyle: i was fucking those two bitches, wet rave style.
Matt: whats that?
Kyle: using a blacklight after you cumm all over their bodies.
Matt: you lucky bastard.

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wetted a 3

The act of making a three in your defenders face. Preferably, luckily in the face of a former NBA role player, such as Kareem Rush. Then proceeding to tell your friends about it, claiming there is video evidence of your, "wetting" but never follow through because you don't know how to work a phone.

I wetted a 3 in Kareem Rush's face yesterday... I'ma try to upload the video now.

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Wet Spermy

After performing oral sex on a male, post "explosion", the female/male then proceeds to swish her/his finger in mouth pre-swallowing gathering a glob of cum and inserting finger into male's ear using a circular motion. Form of Wet Willy.

"My boyfriend went from blissful to irate after I gave him a wet spermy."

"Why is this guy using all my q-tips?!"
"This fool just got wet spermied!"

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