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WHATEVER is a bull shit word that means "you just don't give a shit" about any thing That is going on about the situation AT THE TIME "WHATEVER" is said when your frustrated or pissed.
Mom says: "The house is clean when I leave for work every day, so when I get back from work I exspext the house to be clean as well".
Kids/dad: says "WHATEVER"
Whatever stands for Whore Has A Tasty Everlasting Vagina and Extravagant Romance.
"That bitch is a whatever man"
Is another way of saying, "That's cool! I don't care! I have to go now."
This is slang used in Commerce City, Colorado.
Wanna meet me at Starbucks? Cool Whatever Late.
No it isn't Jordan! No it isn't! This is You trying to reframe what constitutes belief to justify taking all of that Christian money. To believe in THE CHRISTIAN GOD is to believe that THE THINGS IN THE BOOK DID, ARE, AND WILL HAPPEN, Jordan. Is the Christian God THERE Jordan. Is it THERE and does it have the attributes it is depicted to have in the bible OR.... OR... IS IT NOT THERE, Jordan? Is that A THING THAT YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK THAT THE CREATURE IS THERE? IS THAT A THING YOU THINK OR DO YOU NOT THINK THAT? ARE YOU A BOY OR ARE YOU A GIRL, JORDAN?
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO! Ok!? So if I don't actually believe in God, then, actually believing in God isn't actually believing in God, OK!? Believing in God is something else entirely! Now... Ok!? You can't just ACTUALLY BELIEVE that God is THERE... You gotta... You gotta, like, grapple with the IDEA that it MIGHT be there! And then you gotta interpret the book so that WHATEVER YOU DO... Is doing the Book! Even if you contradict yourself AND THE BOOK! Right!? See, God (and by extension all higher-order abstractions) is whatever I need to do be, moment to moment, for me to maintain a certain level of moral superiority. So, maturity? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment. Belief? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment? God? You got it! Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment."
It's a double slang, meaning "I'm good with whatever"
(Gucci means good, Whatev or Whatevs means whatever)
"You wanna go to the movies later?"
"Gucci with whatev, dude."
An incredibly mediocre orgasm, specifically when it's "the first time".
I had waited for months to finally have after prom sex with Steve, but then it was just yeah. Fireworks. Whatever.