A wiener is someone that takes too long to make a left or right turn while a car is coming. Also known as a shannon
Me: you have time, turn left:
Wiener (Shannon): ... ... ....
Me: you are such a wiener
Only 1 way to describe her. Perfect in every way.
I need my wiener with me no matter what.
the funniest joke you’ll ever hear. a real knee slapped that one is
someone: wiener
everyone else: *spontaneously combusts due to extreme laughter*