Red Wine Rage

The anger that comes from drinking two, or more glasses of red wine.

I'm totally sorry for last night. Blame it on the Red Wine Rage.

West Virginia wine

This beverage is normally served with dinner or special celebrations it comes in many flavors and can be adjusted to the individuals own taste and preference.

West Virginia wine
(examples)
•Pabst Blue Ribbon & Grape Juice
•Moon Shine & White Grape Juice
•Jack Daniels & Mountain Dew (reserved for the rich.)

Wine and Cheese Party

When you pour a box of wine into a vagina w/ a yeast infection and she quirts it back into your mouth.

I want to try a Wine and Cheese Party w/ my gf, but I don't wanna stain the carpet in the back of my van.

Wine under the bridge

Variation of the expression "Beer under the bridge", however typically applies to two or more girls who have had too much wine and get into childish, irrational fights.

My girlfriend went on a girls' night out Friday and they all had too much wine. She came home hammered and was crying about some sort of ridiculous argument on the colour of some girl's dress. I said to her "forget about it, it's wine under the bridge".

wine-puss!!

someone who constantly wines all the time!!

Leonard is such a wine-puss!!

wine tasting noob

A person who doesn't know anything about wine tasting culture. This type of person may get drunk at the first winery, not knowing there will be more tastings at multiple other wineries to follow.

Duder 1: "Can't believe you paid for 8 samples. You're gonna get tossed."

Duder 2: "What's wrong with that?"

Duder 1: "You know we're going to like 4 other wineries right?"

Duder 2: "OMG! Really? I thought we'd just kick it here."

Duder 1: "Such a wine tasting noob dude."

white wine drinker

A homosexual. One who enjoys a bottle of white wine and the company of a dude.

A gay can be known as: a fag, a fairy, a white wine drinker, anyone English..."