The Rule of Three

1) The rule of three is the rule that controls how and when celebrities die. If one celebrity dies then two must follow or the universe will become unbalanced. This is why Betty White has not died.

2) The rule that things that are written in threes are generally more funny, more satisfying, and effective

Example 1

Dude 1: did you hear about that 911 dialing cat dying?

Dude 2: ya I did! I wonder what celebrities will be next! The Rule of Three always keeps me on my toes!

Dude 1: I hope its Tracy Morgan.

Dude 2: I can't help but feel that's racist...

Example 2

The three little pigs and goldilocks and the three bears are all examples of The Rule of Three in fairy tales

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Three Bucks

A cut given by a razor blade or knife that needs 300 stiches

Someone put three bucks across his face in prison.

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Me Three

The lonesome person who says "Me Too!" after someone already says it and instead says "Me Three!" which doesn't really make any sense.

Bob: I want ice cream.
Jack: Me too!
Bill: Me three!

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three deep

The act of insterting the penis and both balls into vagina or other orifice.

The other night I was balls deep on this chick and I accidentally went three deep, it hurt so good!

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twenty three

This number is a favorite of Zeus and Hitler

Zeus loves twenty three so much he will kill you for it.

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the three d's

its three steps:
1.Date her
2.Do her
3.Dump her

"The best way to get laid is using the three d's."

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Three Holer

A female, having three opening between her legs as opposed to a two holed male.
A way to sign to your friends of a good looking three holer, is to make the OK sign with your thumb and index finger, and then have your other three fingers spread out. It is a non-verbal way of saying, check out the three holer I'm standing next to.

"That ain't no dude, that's a three holer!"

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