Poop-whisperer

One who speaks softly on the phone while using a public bathroom stall.

Deb is such a poop-whisperer.

Fart poop

The most devastating and offensive insult you can possibly say to someone. Only usable for worst case scenarios

Random person: *Fucks my girlfriend*
Me to person: You’re a freaking fart poop!
Random person: *Catches on fire and slowly burns to a painful death*

Poop Share

When someone takes a picture of there own shit and text's it to there friends to show it off.

Chad : Hey Craig check out my turd it's a wopper!
Craig : Damn you should totally Poop Share that one!

Kiersten : Damn't Chad not another one!!!
Jim : Nice must have ate at KFC again!

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Rocket Poop

Poop that comes out like a Jet or rocket, in the literal sense.

After eating taco bell, I had Rocket poop

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Poop Pleasure

When A guy get's a hard on from watching another person taking a dump

Kiersten : I need to use the bathroom i'll be right back!
Chad : Oh can I join you?
Kiersten : Sure I guess?
Chad : Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh!!!
Kiersten : I hope your enjoying your Poop Pleasure it's annoying me!

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poop curtain

the long hair or fur on the back of the canine thigh that creates a curtain-like effect while the mammal arches its back and drops a deuce. said fur hides the excrement that protrudes from the canine's bung

Watch out Stephen, the wind is blowing. You don't want to get poo on your poop curtain.

Daisy is so ladylike that she's always sure to use her poop curtains when dropping the deuce.

Houdini poop

When you take a large poop but when you look at the toilet it is not there.

Guy: "shit man I took a dump but when I looked it was gone!"
Guy 2: "looks like you had a houdini poop."