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A poop that only requires one wipe to fully clean
Person1: I have an appointment in 5 minutes but I really have to crap!
Person2: Go quick! Hopefully it will be a one wipe wonder
A man whose ballsack has only one nut. You cannot differentiate the point in where the ballsack splits into 2 balls.
Friend: “Ooh girl, how was the dick?”
Friend 2: “Girl he only had one ball. I swear he only has one testicle. That man’s a one nut wonder!”
When you take one hit and you already feel high.
“Did that hit get you high?”
“Yeah it was a one hit wonder”
Person A: Hey do you remember Trapt?
Person B: Oh yeah the one hit wonder? They have like one good song called HeadStrong.
When you take a bite and the food is so good that you close your eyes, tilt your head back, and oscillate your head rhythmically in enjoyment; akin to how Stevie Wonder does when he's feeling his music.
Becky: "Are you alright, Josh?"
Josh (opens eyes, pauses, sighs deeply): "Aww that was amazing-- that Stevie Wonder bite is going to put me in a food coma."
The plot fucking sucks. I want some quality entertainment. Why the fuck does celery even exist, it tastes like grandma threw a couple of pieces of grass into a pot of boiling water and froze it and was like "YO WANT SOME DINNER? TAKE THIS SHIT!"
"Why must you exist, Wonder Pets."
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A one-night stand.
You "hit that" once and then wonder whatever happened to him/or her. Or not.
Hey what happened to that chick from Friday night? Nah, she was just a one hit wonder.
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