zero twosday

A national holiday celebrated by weebs everywhere focused around some dinosaur looking motherfucker called Zero Two.

Weeb 1: Bruh it’s zero twosday

Weeb 2: My wife left me and took the kids

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zero-to-three

Masturbation. Called zero-to-three because that's how many times you do it per day.

Alright guys, I'm going home to zero-to-three.

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gen zero

Also known as gen Z. The generation that brought swatting and school shooting and death to hundreds of people because of their stupidity. They like to talk down to all previse generation. Gen zero means to end all life as we know at this point because of people like Youtubers, Streamers, and social media people.

Boomer: Is the Gen zero making fun of us again?
Gen z: ok boomer.

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Dividing by Zero

A slang term for male masturbation. The hand makes a zero and gets divided by the penis.

Cameron spent the whole day dividing by zero in his bedroom.

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sub-zero

An expensive brand of refrigerators for the flashy/throw-money-in-toilet type. It's not the best brand but somehow gets probably the most money.

"Hey, check out my Sub-Zero. It's compensation for my lack of manhood, just like my gun collection."

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zero out

to defeat one's rival by giving them no chance to score; to whitewash.

Our team will zero out yours tomorrow.

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zero bars

Gay clubs, named after the Gary Newman sone from the eighties. Gary usually had gay themes in his songs.

Steven, Bruce, and Trevor like spending their weekends in zero bars praying to the alien.

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