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A god like human. Almost like a mythical being. So fascinating that you would want to cut your balls off when you witness this man. He will do the undoable. he eats diamonds. He lost his virginity before his parents. His kids will have diamond enforced sternums so their heart and lungs will never be in danger. He knows a man, named Carter. He Poops on this Carter. He beats this Carter. In Golf. So you got Tiger woods. He is a player, stud, and good at golf. You got Samuel P. Holland who is tiger times 6969696969696969696969.
A father would really appreciate making a child with his wife. But After a visit with Samuel P. Holland, this man lost his balls and now can only get pleasure by fingering his butt hole.
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The coolest black man in the music industry.
Sam: Describe what he looks like!
Man: Hes black...Bald--
Sam: Does he look like a bitch?
Man: What?!
Sam: DOES...HE...LOOK..LIKE...A BITCH?!
Man: NO!
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1. The guy that put COOL back into BLACK , even though that is linguistically impossible - but , the Snakes on the Plane , the guy he shot in Pulp Fiction and Jango Fett from Star Wars and just about anything and everyone else knows - there is no impossible when it comes to Samuel L. Jackson.
2. The Black Lenin of Hollywood.
Guy 1 : Man that guy is cool.
Guy 2 : Who is that guy?
Guy 1 : *Pulls out a revolver* Say that one more time.
Guy 2: Who is that guy though dude?
Guy 1 : *Shoots Guy 2, killing him in style of Samuel L. Jacksons' character in Pulp Fiction*
Guy 1 : *Looks at the corpse of his friend* Let that be a lesson to you.
'This IS a tasty burger'
'Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes, on this motherfucking plane'
'Turn this big motherfucker left, Troy!
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A very handsome man who is always lucky and winning is his portion. unlike most people ,he takes time to understand others.Normally he is very courageous and says I love you when the right comes and he always mean it.He has a positive influence to all of the people around.He is always adorable as Most of the Australians.
Whoa!!! This boy Must be samuel Troon!!
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Which role does Samuel L. Jackson play?
He is the black guy!
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A nerd who laughs at anything has two annoying cats and is occasionally cringe
Stop being a Samuel t. Klatt you cunt
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GIRL:Bitch I wish I had a Tyrell Samuel Cassanova in my life
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