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An amoral reality tv billionaire who with the help of ignorant racists and greedy billionaires (who get a tax break as a thank you for their "donations" aka bribes) gets elected to what was once the highest office in the nation. He then proceeds to bring it to its lowest.
Orange Satan can kiss my SHIT HOLE!
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when you cannot enter or a exit a store, usually one in a mall that has small store spaces, dude to the fact that there groups of people standing in every aisle.
I wanted to buy something from hottopic but the store was so damn small, fucking satan's paradox got to me and i just left.
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a mean drunk, completely changing personality upon the absorption of too much alcohol
doug is normally a sweet guy, but feed him too much jager and he'll become satan.
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Guy 1: Damn, you're lagging hard
Guy 2: Its because I have Satan's Asshole for wifi
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Aleena the satanic is an evil demonic is an entity and is posessed by a demon and her sister is Isabella Robinson and her long lost sister is Sophie the satanic buddy
Aleena the satanic is evil
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What the devoties of feminest satanism call them selves wheather men or women.They believe that satan is a woman and that she created the universe and the christian God is an imposter. That satan is the most beautiful being in the universe and is all good and vary sensual. Feminist satanism is a very sensual religion the members sometimes have orgies for fellowship. Feminist satanism is a type of spiritual satanism.
John is one of satan's lovers.
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There is regular diarrhea, then of course there is super diarrhea. Satanic diarrhea makes super diarrhea seem a pleasant walk through a pleasant green field of wild flowers.
Super diarrhea often results in needing to buy a whole new wardrobe due to contamination, and 9 out of 10 people who suffer from this affliction end up burning their house down afterward because that shit smell ain't going anywhere anytime soon.
Those fortunate enough to make it to appropriate facilities in time, will often times have their anus blown out by at least 4 inches and honestly, even if you're on the toilet, it's somehow going to find it's way onto the walls and ceiling.
Hey man, what happened to Joe? Last week he got a promotion and bought himself a great car and started to fuck a really hot chick. Now he just rolls back and forth in the corner and cries like a common furfag(or emo)
Ya man, he got the Satanic diarrhea last weak, poor bastard.
Oh...I see...so that's why his anus is blown out.
Yes, and now he's going out with a walpurgisnatch bitch.
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