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vacation bible school sped up.
you listen to vacation bible school?
yes
oh so your cool
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A complete piss-take on the Christian bible, dont look it up if you're offended by stuff like that, but if you want a good laugh, go for it!
Search it online, cant put the address on here, coz its advertising...But yeah.
The Queen James Mission Statement:
So, in short, our goal is to rewrite the entire Christian Bible. From Old Testament to New Testament, no word will be left unchanged. No moral will be left uncorrupted. No penis joke will be left unmade. It will be a tough, lengthy and probably fatal task, yet we shoulder the burden for the good of our fellow man.
Quotes from the Queen James Bible:
4:6 And God said unto Cain "Why art thou wroth? And why is thy countenance fallen?" to which Cain replied "What the fuck are you talking about, Shakespeare?"
4:7 God continued harping on about some bollocks, and Cain saw his brother humping a sheep in the distance. This wasn't Cain's day.
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a large church that confuses most of the people who see it. Unknown to most of these people, large churches are ALL OVER the united states, with 20-25 churches this size in Atlanta alone.
"Bible church" is not a denomination, and as such mclean bible church answers to no church body on policy but believes in the bible alone as the source of "church polcy"
why does mclean bible church have video games and a gym in church? does that still count as church?
If it teaches the word of God, and if Jesus is the focus, then why not use video games to attract people who might otherwise not come?
who says church has to be boring?
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a believer in Jesus Christ who lives like christ and shines his peace but doesn't make non believers uncomfterable when around and doesnt shove their faith down your throat but are willing to talk to you about it if you want to know more
"hey that guys a cool bible banger" "why do you say that" "he told me he was a christian and he acts like one but he doesnt judge me for any thing"
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a group of slang words that relate to Christianity and the bible
Goshdam, no chance in hell, for Gosh sakes, to hell with it, hallelujah praise the lord, good lord, go to hell, holy Moses, Jesus Crist, good heavens, Crist sakes...etc.=bible basher's slang
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1. (v) Sex with a pastor or priest who uses the Bible to guilt, justify, or otherwise cajole you into having sex with him (or her).
2. (n) A Christian school kid's game where the teacher calls out a Bible verse and the winner is the first to open the Bible to the page, raise their hand, and read the verse.
Pastor Rick and I went to the motel for a Bible drill.
Pastor Rick and I practiced our Bible drills.
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A message sent to thousands of University of Michigan email addresses advertizing a small Bible study meeting for the "Women of Proverbs" at League Rm D @ 7pm, which lead to a massive deluge of spam from those of double digit IQ asking to have their specific address removed from the list.
"Ladies Bible Study Tonight! Come out to the League Rm D @ 7pm for Women of Proverbs 31 bible study."
"Remove me from this list"
"Don't reply to all!"
"Don't reply at all!"
"OMFG NOES!"
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