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Someone who annoys you in the middle of class but you're trying to be "proper" about your frustration.
Sara said to Gabe: "Natalie is such a douche-le-bag."
slut, whore, me, bitch, stuck up, idiot, dip shit, emo hater, monkey mans, banana peels, cunts, people who don't lyk coffee and the most amazing fraze from the awesomest show ever The Wedge!
chick1: OMG, meg is such a supa-cula-fagelistic-expela-douch-bag.
chick2: OMG, chick1 you are soo like, right, i mean just cos i got my wedding dress for lyk, 10 dollars from a oppshop, like, to her it means im like cheap, it still don't mean im a supa-cala-fagalistic-expela-douch-bag, do it?!
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Instead of a douche-bag, a douche-to-go-bag is the equivalent of a food douche, a man who feels the need to criticize your food choices, act as a food connoisseur, and claim to know the best places, therefore making him a huge snotty douche.
Jacob was insulting the restaurant I picked, by the end of the night, he was a douche-to-go-bag
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Some one who wears affliction t-shirts... And who is just a douche bag to a T!
A Douche Bag Stir Fry is a guy from California and is named Eric, who is a one upper. Anything that you have done... This person has done better or knows someone who has
This rule states that mega douche bags can be excluded from other rules like the golden rule (treat others the way you want to be treated) and other rules rearguarding common kindness because of there douche bag status.
Matt: Wow Steven is such a creepy sketchy cum bucket.
Billy: Hey! that's not nice, you cant say that! You should treat others the way you want to be treated.
Matt: No Billy its ok, since Steven is a bonafide douche bag he is excluded from that rule.
Billy: O' yeah I forgot all about the exclusionary douche bag rule, and yeah I know Steven is total cum bucket.
A person whose level of douchebaggery has reached new limits. Also known as toolboxes and assholes.
I met this kid Jerry Cozzi the other night at the bar. He was a douche bag deluxe.
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When you light a douchbag on fire is a flaming douch bag