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Floppy Goose

When you dip your penis in raw egg and apply gold glitter then, angrily attack a passer-by with your gold eggy cock. (this resembles both the golden egg of a goose and the angry nature of the goose itself)

Shall we floppy goose Jon while he sleeps?

by Portsmouth Thought Pad January 24, 2009

13๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shit-Goose

A Person who takes a shit naked and passes out on the toilet in the middle of a party

Holy Shit Studenski is a Fuckin Shit-Goose

by Goose December 22, 2003

13๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Goose

This is a nickname you give a kid that does insanly stupid stunts

Murrey: yo i just fucking jumped on that guys back in the middle of class
Mario: omg roflmfao fucking goose

by forgotenxtragedy November 21, 2006

2๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


goose

an individual (usually male), that is kept around solely for the free material goods or services they can provide another individual without any form of just compensation.
i.e. pussy, genuine emotion, reciprocal behaviour

He know she ain't never givin him no ass, but he still buys her lunch evryday. That nigga is a goose.

Don't be a goose nigga, let that bitch buy her own drink.

by akiralives July 28, 2006

2๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Goose Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a bird.

"When we went hunting, I brought my ALPHA DOG to retrieve the Goose Willis."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Goose Necked

When a women performs oral sex while the male encounter hold her neck as you would in a headlock. Moving the head of the female encounter up and down rapidly.

Alexa was goose necked this weekend by Spoony who is very grimy.

by Goose Neck Whatcher June 2, 2009

11๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shit Goose

a person who is just terrible in all ways of life.

as in when in the movie CKY2K they say "welcome to shitgoose stadium" and the place is just a craphole

by david November 20, 2003

23๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž