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A facial. When the male deposits his ejaculate on the face of his partner, the effect of the white ejaculate looks like traditional Japanese Kabuki makeup.
Oh man, I gave my girlfriend a major league kabuki mask last night.
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Eating out a girl with large outer labias, roast beef curtains, an outie vagina.
Friend: yo do you remember how good majora's mask was
Me: *remembering last night's activities* yeah best game EVER
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What we should be telling Karens who refuse to wear a mask.
Karen: *not wearing a mask*
Genius: Mask it or casket!!!!!
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When a girl is laying on her back and you're facing her feet, you squat and teabag you're balls in her mouth and fart in her her face.
My girl spilled wine on the rug and while she was cleaning it up and I flipped her over and gave her the gas mask.
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The act of waking up in ones friends house taped to the ceiling with a butt plug in the ass cause the beer that friend gave you in exchange for your help in masking their room for it to be painted was roofied
Woke up from a drunk masking now my ass hurts.
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When someone deliberately uses masks to ignite their creativity, such as donning a face mask while venturing in the wilderness or in an open air surrounding, with no one around, in the hope of getting some novel ideas for a project, or of experiencing an aha to a wicked problem.
After being stuck for weeks with an unsolved math problem, Prof. Dean decided to go for a mask therapy, by trekking some off-campus mountainous region, and hoping to be rewarded with some insight during the trip.
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A group of alt-right vigilantes who would hurl vulgarities and racial slurs at those without a mask in public, or at those who wear it without covering their nose or/and mouth, and would kick them if they refuse to pull their mask up from their chin.
Ironically, in a number of red states, dozens of pro-Trump anti-maskers, who are now part of Mask Boys for unknown reasons, have been arrested for their deadly or thuggish behaviors towards their fellow patriots who refused to back down.
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