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When you are performing anal sex in a public restroom (preferably a reststop or gas station), and the woman slips and falls forward, dunking her head in the toilet.
When me and Alice were driving cross country, I accidentally gave her a Missouri Mop Bucket in the bathroom of a Buc-ee's.
Your girlfriend is on her period. The towel you're using to bang on is used to "mop up" the juices at random intervals during intercourse
That time of the month. Had to use the swamp mop twice to save from staying the comforter
meep the mop is something that lives in my cubert
meep the mop is here
One’s butter mop is your hairy ball sack that you swipe across that gooey mess between her nether regions and clean it up after you’re done fucking a lovely bitch you submitted your manbutter excessively all over 👍
We ran out of moist towelettes and I had to use my butter mop to clean up that mess of manbutter because she would’ve been dripping all the way to the shower
Mopping Hoes: To hit some fatty tags on the bomb, or to fuck a fat booty bitch.
guy 1: yo dawg, you see jason last night?
guy 2: yah man! he was mopping hoes (hittin a girl with a hella fat ass from the back) forrealll!
Smearing the seamen around with the tip of a penis after it ejaculates.
He gave her that mop dick instead of a heavy cream pie.
Cleaning something with your tongue. Usually used in a sexual context. It is named this way due to the way the tongue moves being similar to how a mop moves when used for cleaning floors.
I decided that I would use oral mopping instead of cleaning the toilets normally.