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may 26 is national eat pussy day.
richie: yooooo it’s may 26,, you know what that means?
eddie: what does that mean?
richie: it’s national eat pussy day!!!
eddie: i hate you
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The best of the best are born on this day. People who were born on May 9 are special and unique. They know what they want in life and are willing to do anything to get it. They like happy vibes and avoid sad vibes. You will rarely see these people sad, they also have really nice bodies. If you know someone born on this day you should tell them how special they really are.
She was born on May 9 no wonder why she is always happy.
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Xuan Mai is a pretty girl. She is very cute and is very kind to others. She makes everybody happy and is a very good friend
Omg! Its Xuan Mai what a beauty!
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Bustiling suburb of Atlantic City in Southern New Jersey. There are two sides of Mays Landing. The first side is the side most visitors see that has the Hamilton Mall and the movie theatre. The other side, while it has downtown Mays Landing, is nothing but trees and the occasional housing development here and there. The second side is also known to shoobies from Philadelphia who enjoy clogging the streets to take a short cut to Ocean City on the weekends.
Hey lets cut through Mays Landing and shave 5 minutes off of our trip to Ocean City. They wont mind.
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A day, in may. Your probably looking this up if your birthday is this day, which is lucky because your golden birthday is when your 21. Legally aged of drinking in Wisconsin, also part of a meme, "whats nine plus ten": 21. Don't party too hard.
Girl: "My golden birthday is when I am 21!"
Boy: "Lucky you"
Girl: "yep May 21!"
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The only man who has been known to survive from doing lines of Oxi-Clean
Billy Mays: BUY OXI-CLEAN OR I'LL HAVE TO RIP YOUR EYES OUT AND DIP THEM IN KABOOM!!!! *snort*
Ox-Clean is great to rub in the eyes, watch this!
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